This One is Called Rectify
WTF Did You Say???
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Dear NFL,
Americans have zero comprehension of the Roman Numeral System.
XLIII
What?
XLIII
WTF?
Look, the numerals were cool back when the Raiders were good. What hurts is that Americans are so impossibly retarded that you can’t even call this the 2008 Superbowl - Why? because you are playing it in February of 2009!
Just call it the Superbowl. It doesn’t matter what number or what year, the spectacle is tired anyways. Yawnbowl.
Commercials, rock bands, planes fly over (even when the game is played in a dome), Star Spangled Banner, football, commercials, rockbands, football, confetti, cliched quotes, commercials. Did I miss anything?
Roman numerals & stupid Americans don’t mix. Look at american newspapers, if A-Rod gets a raise, he makes “$125M”
In roman numerals A-Rod’s making $125,000.00 (because roman numeral M=1000).
But nobody in America ever realizes it. They think M=million WRONG.
A-Rod would make $125M ($125,000,000.00) M=1,000,000
And the NFL thinks Americans will understand XLIII? Let’s break it down: “X”=10 (which is to the left of the higher number, so you subtract it from) “L”=50 then add “I”=1 +I +I. (-10+50+3)
Duhhhhhhhh
Clay Aiken is Gay!
Sam Seltzer’s Steakhouse
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What????
Well tickle my ass with a feather, I would have never thought that.
